Just a little bit of silliness
we all put together
 1)
Ger is a goth. A cute goth. Get over it.
2)
Crossing Ger is bad for your health.
3)
Please read fact #4 carefully.
4)
Take good note of fact #3. It is one of the cornerstones of GRI.
5)
Sanity is not required on official GRI related channels.
6)
Last week it only rained twice. Once for 3 days and once for 4 days.
7)
Never wonder if you can cause any problems. We're usually well stocked
as is.
8)
Smurgling is an accepted art form. Don't ask us exactly what it is though.
We don't even know ourselves.
9)
We'll start with two digit facts after this one. Congratulate us on this
fact.
10)
Innocence is rare on GRI. Whenever innocence is spotted, it is ruthlessly
hunted and hung on the wall in a frame for all to watch. Unfortunately,
it tends to vanish mysteriously overnight.
11)
Contrary to popular belief, we do not torture lamers. We believe that being
a lamer is torture enough as is.
12)
The sole Marshmallow is completely inedible. (but not fire proof)
13)
<censored>
14)
This fact is incorrect.
15)
For those who think fact 14 is correct, it's not. It's incorrect, meaning
that it's automatically incorrect. For if it were correct, then it
would still be incorrect.
16)
Will those who have figured out and understood the previous two facts
please contact the ops. We wish to share in the wisdom.
17)
Jen doesn't have Dyslexia. In fact, she speaks an exotic language.
Fluent Typo.
18)
Knowing fluent typo is a prerequisite for becoming GRI op.
19)
Apparently someone had time on their hands, writing up all these facts.
20)
Puce
21)
Only Jen and Mandy may Lobber.
22)
we're all eccentric Freaks
23)
Don't get offended at the Thadeus's random use of vulgarity, comes with
the territory
24)
Glitter is common.
25)
if you are a newbie, you can only fully cross over from newbie to ...non
newbie by worshipping each op's personal webpages,
26)
FWEEEEEEEE at your own risk
27)
You will NOT demean Beauty and the Beast in Jen's presence.
28)
No one is what they seem. Look, we're the matrix!
29)
In channel, it is never good when Teague and Turlock get together and
interact.
30)
FWEEEEEEEEEE
31)
All the ops get along with one another, except for that one *points*
32)
Teddie`Bear has a toe fetish
32a)
I DO NOT
33)
The Fae Kitty is she who must be obeyed.
34)
The Dragon shall never fear “the stick”
35)
The Dragon is the only dragon that is The Dragon
36)
The Dragon is the Fae Kitty's
37)
The Fae Kitty is The Dragon's
38)
To be up for consideration of a Non newbie, you must know whom, The
Dragon, The Fae Kitty, the Teddy Bear, Dutch boy, Thad, etc.
etc. is (ie all the regs nicknames)
39)
Always remember The Dragon's Rule number one
40)
The Dragon's rule number one is not the number one rule but the first rule
to be numbered
41)
The Fae Kitty has been known to start singing really odd strange songs
in the ooc channel, but then, so has a number of other people.
42)
* Stomhawk eats
43)
If you do not get number 42 well, tough
44)
This exactly twice the number sense you learned we're all eccentric Freaks
45)
The webpage will NEVER be done
46)
especially since a lot of you wont send the fae Kitty the stuff they are
asked to send *nods firmly*
47)
If your not welcomed to the corner then you won't be admitted. and if you
don't know what the corner is, your not welcomed.
48)
It's WINE DANG IT!! WINE, not Wyne
49)
Fear The Dragon's eating habits
50)
Do not go ANYWHERE near the Fae Kitty's throne when the shield is down
and The Dragon is about.
51)
It is The Dragon's kitchen, be where what you find in there, some food
bites back.
52)
Specially the things in the cold room that have been sitting there for
since before Soft took the Inn over.
53)
Beware the Fae Kitty's REALLY eccentric musical tastes, you might just
get an education on one of the following, musicals, Disney, Classical,
old movies, 80’s or other really strange types.
54)
The Fae Kitty has been known to run about the ooc room screaming her head
off and stepping on peoples feet, then acting like she did nothing, if
the room goes quite, you've been warned
55)
In the case of an emergency The Dragon's size 16 shoes shall not be used
as boats.
56)
Yes in the case of The Dragon, shoe size does say something about the size
of other things. But only the Fae Kitty can say for sure.
57)
The OOC room is padded for your protection.
58)
when Shane holds his hand up over his head, it means no comment.
59)
when ever the above fact is true it means the teddy bear is about to loose
a hand.
60)
Pie.
61)
a sudden in rush of typing like .a,fa;l;nanmag;napoj means someone's
cat is on the keyboard, don't worry, they just want to say hello.
62)
Adar says when cooking the undead…..
63)
Beware the PLoD (unless you have good reason not to fear them but most
people are smart to fear them)
64)
Pervert does not equal bad guy. Example: Thad
64)
Thad can't count.
65)
Its not a crime to rp 3 chars interacting in channel. No matter what anyone
else says. If you don't agree you can kiss my f---ing a--. ::nods::
66)
See rule 23
67)
Thad is master
68)
Number 67 is Thad Baiting to see who notices.
69)
Thad loves the number 69, and the word Nipple!
70)
Turlock the character and Turlock the God of Insanity are not the same
person.
71)
Do not underestimate the power of the
Tam
72)
Tamtam are one of a kind
73)
If someone has just posted a four page list of nicks, its likely one of
the old timers.
74)
None of the regulars are old. Especially not Jen.
75)
Strange men claiming spousal relationship to house cats are not really
insane.
76)
Chaos, Mayhem and madness are standard issues to be addressed in a place
such as this.
77)
A local GRI Regular is also known as a 'GRIte'
78)
The standard greeting expected in GRI ooc room is of the following - pounce,
tickle, grope, lick, bite, nibble, mew, giggle, prodpoke..if we have missed
anything off the list.. apologies forwarded.
79)
If all is as it seems, something is amiss.
80)
If the fae kitty is present know that any questions you ask (if announced
before hand) will be answered first with "Puce"
81)
There is only ONE Marshmallow
82)
Insanity is highly over-rated. It's sanity that is taken for granted.
83)
Kalastro Harshmage and John McCravic are the same people..err...person!
84)
Why are we doing this anyway? Oh .. wait.. the fae cat said so...
85)
Though the bar is often self serve, it doesn't always mean help yourself.
86)
I'm not sick, but I'm not well...
87)
Sometimes its better just not to ask.
88)
Raising one eyebrow is one thing, but only Harsh owns the "Raising of two
eyebrows" attack.
89)
When the head kitty is away, look out for the other ops. (especially Thad).
90)
The number of cats in the area is directly proportional to the number of
visible stars.
91)
Never underestimate the power of tying somebody down.
92).
If a short, somewhat foul smelling dwarf in a coat several sizes too big
offers you stew out of his own personal pot, you'd do good to pass on it.
93).
The afore mentioned short, somewhat foul smelling dwarf is routinely not
admitted to the kitchen. (its better that way)
94)
The crickets are dead. *until we can find a way to resurrect them.*
95)
The channel fairies are keeping the crickets company.
96)
If you have questions first watch CATS.
97)
Despite popular belief, Gilded Rose inn is NOT in the shape of a flower
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